Enjoy a bus ride and a smoke while sitting on your couch. The perfect gift for any old stoner! The demand for novelty stoner gifts is not letting up! get right on top of the trend!
This fun and adorable novelty adult gift item features the shape of a bus with a colorful hippie style flower design on the side. Attached to the top of the bus is a pipe where you can pack your tobacco and light it. The smoke filters up to the mouthpiece at the front of the bus. This ceramic bus is fully functional and comes in a color box - the perfect gift for a trendy friend. This product is recommended for adult use only.
• Made of ceramic
• Fully functional with a pipe and mouthpiece
• Packaged in a color box
• A great gift for any old stoner
MEASUREMENTS:
• 4.5" x 7.5" x 3" (11.43 cm x 19.05 cm x 7.62 cm)
Hot #AF party candle, for any adult celebration!
A loving occasion candle. For any occasion!
These beautiful two inch glitter penis candles just beg to be blown and will make any cake look elegant. This five candle pack candle set features silver and gold candles and will be a great conversation piece for your next celebration. Make a wish and blow the Glitterati Party candles today!
Penis-shaped confetti in four metallic colors.
Decorate your party with glittering penis confetti filled balloons for that special festive look!
Use these 8 glittering penis adorned metallic paper straws to liven-up your next celebration! Sipping any beverage with these sassy straws will put a naughty grin on your guests' faces.
This pastel colored unicorn horn has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you're into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
• Mini fantasy dong
• Fun and cute
• Flag your fetish
• Nickel free metal and premium silicone
• Phthalate free
MEASUREMENTS:
• 3.1" (7.87 cm) x 1.3" (3.30 cm) x 1.3" (3.30 cm)
This Fire Demon dong has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you're into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
You pull up the rug in your room. Beneath it is a five pointed star inside a protection circle and sigils. As you set the candles and give offerings of lamb's blood, salt and the name of a ruling angel in a cypher. As you strip naked and cover yourself in a robe, you begin to call out the names of protection, then call out the fire demon Samael's name, and as you light a match and throw it into a bowl of lamb's blood to set it aflame, you bind the demon to you. Louder and louder you chant until the fire burns high and bright! Then all the lights turn off in your room and the fire is snuffed. A spark of cold, blue light crackles in the center of the circle, and then with a FLASH the demon appears! You stumble and your foot scuffs the floor, breaking the ring. The demon smiles, his mouth full of fire, and says, "Oh silly human… You really should've been more careful." The last thing you hear before he leaves the circle and pounces on top of you is the ripping of your clothing and the low growl in his chest as he takes you!
• Mini fantasy dong
• Fun and cute
• Flag your fetish
• Party favor
• Nickel free metal and premium silicone
MEASUREMENTS:
• Overall: 2.8" x 1.5" x 1.2" (7.11 cm x 3.81 cm x 3.05 cm)
This green Cockness Monster inspired by the Lochness monster has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you're into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
• Mini fantasy dong
• Fun and cute
• Flag your fetish
• Nickel free metal and premium silicone
• Phthalate free
MEASUREMENTS:
• 2.9" (7.37 cm) x 1.65" (4.19 cm) x 1.5" (3.81 cm)
This thick-headed, girthy octopus creature has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you're into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
• Mini fantasy dong
• Fun and cute
• Flag your fetish
• Nickel free metal and premium silicone
• Phthalate free
MEASUREMENTS:
• 2.9" (7.37 cm) x 1.5" (3.81 cm) x 1.5" (3.81 cm)
This King Cobra snake has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you're into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
• Mini fantasy dong
• Fun and cute
• Flag your fetish
• Nickel free metal and premium silicone
• Phthalate free
MEASUREMENTS:
• 2.9" (7.37 cm) x 1.5" (3.81 cm) x 1.6" (4.06 cm)
This Hell-Hound beast has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you're into fantasy roleplay, or mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.
The Hell-Hound is coming for you, and you can hear their snarling, wet growls and aching moans. Their teeth are at your throat as they pin you down to breed you, the long, red rocket dripping wet and penetrating your holes. Feel them push you into their long, thick phallus and stretch you, pulling you down to the hilt. See how deep you can get as they knot inside you! Whether you play the Hell-Hound and deliver each fierce stroke yourself, or you ride the dildo hands-free using the suction cup base, enjoy the fantasy delivered with this realistic, Hell-Hound Canine penis!
• Mini fantasy dong
• Fun and cute
• Flag your fetish
• Party favor
• Nickel free metal and premium silicone
MEASUREMENTS:
• Overall: 2.9" x 1.6" x 1.2" (7.37 cm x 4.06 cm x 3.05 cm)